Friday, December 14, 2007

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

pro·cras·ti·nate

[proh-kras-tuh-neyt, pruh-] verb, -nat·ed, -nat·ing.

–verb (used without object)
1. to defer action; delay: to procrastinate until an opportunity is lost.
–verb (used with object)
2. to put off till another day or time; defer; delay.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.


Shout Out Out Out Out - Self Loathing Rulz


Tales of Mere Existence by Lev Yimaz - Procrastination

Monday, October 29, 2007

The Answering Machine - 'Light Bulbs'

While I work on other posts, plus my own work, jog, read, dance, dream and look out my window... enjoy The Anwering Machine... watch and then listen while reading other blogs.



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Friday, October 26, 2007

Special Screening: The Darjeeling Limited


Bonus for those who have not seen it. Special screening today at Regal South Beach @ 7:40pm. Q &A with Jason Shwartzman.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Park Hotell - The Guest Who Stayed Forever

This goes out to Andreas Von Scheele. Which was kind enough to grant MΞ an insightful interview (posted below). As he is from Sweden, so are these fellows. Likem'? Scroll down after Andrea's interview for another poppy video (great lighting on both) and to listen to a couple of MP3's.


Swedish-pop energy

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